Author Spotlight: Josh Martin

Name: Josh Martin

Loves: The sound of a swish on a long three, chicken bacon ranch pizza, semi-creepy basketball courts, the Bulls, snap backs with any cool team logo, sleeves, tanks, his Kobe shoes, the Nuggets, Kyle Korvers' hair, Ty Lawson, slushies after game time, the Broncos, waffles, Alison Brie, dribbling, inventing handshakes, Natalie Portman, all nighters of 2K, Derrick Rose

Hates: Casual 2K players, layups, pancakes, intensely physical players in a freaking friendly game of basketball, dicks, Greg Odens' face, me talking about LBJ

Known Aliases: Jaws, El Fuego, J-Mart, BigVeeGee, Wayne Campbell

Ball Profile: What can I say? Are you an NBA squad in search of the next Chris Anderson type crowd pleaser with the silky spot up touch of Kyle Korver?  Then look no further.  My friend, author, and co-baller with benefits Josh Martin, is a pure three point genius.  Doves shoot from his fingertips as he puts up the long J.  And that J isn't for jumper, either.  Its for Just-Watch-This-Swish-In-It's-Gonna-Happen-Bro.
     Now, some of you at home might be saying, "Man, this sounds a little over dramatic" but I assure you folks, I am being honest.  With a short dribble to hesitate and a hopstep, that ball releases from his golden demigod hands and into the net, which proceeds to burst into flame.  Only the crystalline tears that are cascading down my face can extinguish that blessed fire.              
     Ya, I'm in love with this guy.